As with many people when they first wake up, the first place I go is to the bathroom. Sometimes I need to actually use the bathroom, sometimes I want to blow my nose and am out of kleenex, other times, as some of my fellow badgers can attest, I’ve had a little too much 21 year old fun the night before, and sometimes I just simply want to walk into the Sellery bathroom and bask in all of its musky glory.
Every morning I put on my bathroom sandals and head towards the 2A bathroom. Unfortunately for the past couple of weeks every morning I have been greeted with the most depressing and angering sight one can experience when all they want to do is walk into the bathroom.
I kid you not for the past three weeks whenever I have walked into the bathroom for the first time, regardless of the time, the bathroom is always being cleaned. Some days I don’t wake up until 10, other times 11, and some other times not even until 12. No matter what time I walk in there are always people cleaning it. I think the Sellery custodial staff is playing some sort of sick joke on me to make sure I can never wake up and be able to free myself of the extra weight on my body of accumulated throughout the night.
Earlier this semester I had my schedule posted on the outside of my door so all those concerned would always know where I was. Little did I know that posting this on my door would be used to ultimately destroy me and cause mental torture unbeknown to any man in history.
The worst part of this is now I have been forced to take care of my bathroom activities on other floors of Sellery. Nothing makes it more obvious that somebody does not belong on your floor when they first off don’t know which bathroom is the girls or the boys and secondly when they say nothing to anybody and walk straight into your bathroom.
This has lead to me having to shower on other floors lately. This in itself isn’t bad but the worst part of it that I can’t handle is having to walk down the stairs afterwards and back onto my floor to change. I just showered! By walking straight into the Sellery stairs after showering I am really just defeating the whole purpose of showering to begin with!
So please if any of the custodial staff of Sellery is reading this, I am begging you, please stop this inumane torture!
– Sam K
Said No One Ever at UW 